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Re: It's All Over

 

Try not to be so negative, Clyde, and look on  the bright side.  Increased diversity enriches our lives.  If you want really authentic Chinese food, go to Bangkok, where a Chinese from Taiwan was arrested for his exotic taste in food and religion.  He had roasted six unborn babies and covered them with gold leaf--the mark of a true gourmet in the East.  Police say the intended cannibalism was part of  a black magic ritual, but this is far from being the first case of human dim sum.

There must be a way of making money of of this.  Now that the Facebook offering is falling on its face--as I had hoped--perhaps Mr. Zuckerberg (or Mr. Gates or Mr. Dimon) can turn his talents to a new capital venture.  One of these tycoons could  kill  kill two birds with one stone, by giving employment to women on welfare while creating a new fast-food industry.  In the unlikely event that one of them  has a conscience to salve, he could always donate some of the profits to Planned Parenthood.  Opportunity, it's what America is all about.

Where is Walter Block when you need him?

Thomas Fleming

Thomas Fleming

Thomas Fleming is the former editor of Chronicles: A Magazine of American Culture. He is the author of The Politics of Human Nature, Montenegro: The Divided Land, and The Morality of Everyday Life, named Editors' Choice in philosophy by Booklist in 2005. He is the coauthor of The Conservative Movement and the editor of Immigration and the American Identity. He holds a Ph.D. in classics from the University of North Carolina, Chapel Hill. Before joining the Rockford Institute, he taught classics at the University of Miami of Ohio, served as an advisor to the U.S. Department of Education, and was headmaster at the Archibald Rutledge Academy. He has been published in, among others, The Spectator (London), Independent on Sunday (London), Los Angeles Times, Washington Post, USA Today, Chicago Sun-Times, National Review, Classical Journal, Telos, and Modern Age. He and his wife, Gail, have four children and four grandchildren.

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