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American Oxymoron

Clyde N. WilsonAmerican public discourse is so debased by loose thinking, political chicanery, pious pretensions, and the advertising mentality that it is carried on mostly in self-contradictory slogans. Sometimes contradictory terms are put together describe something that the speaker, through delusion or wishful thinking, believes to exist though it does not. Sometimes it is deliberate deceit.

For example:

preventive/war
FOX/news
docu/drama
neo/conservative
traditional/liberal
affirmative/action
mission/accomplished
judicial/restraint
democratic/government
ruling/majority
tariff/protection
disadvantaged/minority
social/gospel
honest/election
peacekeeping/mission
liberation/theology
undocumented/immigrant
revenue/service
educational/equality
education/lottery
Honest/Abe
Free/(anything—take your pick) lunch, love, trade, press, education, medical care, etc.

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  1. Marching right along with these oxymorons are numerous false dichotomies, some of which are as follows:

    Republicans versus Democrats

    social democracy versus totalitarianism

    Marxism versus state capitalism

    a federal surplus versus a federal deficit

    protectionism versus NAFTA

  2. You are a jewel Mr. Wilson. So true.

    I remember back when it first came on, how excited I was by "Fox" news..................now I honestly prefer CNN. Murdoch goes for that lowest common denominator over and over. He'd use topless women to read the news if he could get away with it...............all in service to his favorite causes.

  3. Dr, Wilson,

    Tom Piatak has demonstrated another "advertising mentality " over the last few years by comparing the old fashioned con man with the newer model, neocon man. Another distinction without a difference are the types of religious leaders involved in the campaigns for Our/ Leaders -- as in Rev. Hagee / McCain, Rev.Wright / Obama. and Rev. Sharpton / Ms. Clinton. I suppose in these times the list will continue to expand like the new Global / Order in Iraq.

  4. Here are a few more:

    global/democracy
    poverty/program
    tax/refund
    unearned/income
    Charlotte/Knights
    Cleveland/Cavaliers
    New Orleans/Saints

  5. @miles

    Here is more:

    CNN/Dart Weider

    Why not: Luke Skywalker?

  6. woman/priest

  7. public/servant

  8. competent/teacher

  9. mass/education
    educational/leadership
    educational/outcomes
    classroom/management
    proactive/management
    multiple/intelligences
    intelligent/administrator
    educated/teacher
    Dewey/visionary
    relevant/history
    black/history
    illegal/alien
    anti/racism
    celebrate/diversity
    unity/diversity
    one/world
    green/industry
    relative/truth
    my/truth
    your/truth
    no/truth

  10. tariff/protection

    Heh, you never give up.

    I'm surprised no one mentioned:

    multi/culturalism

    ===

    He’d use topless women to read the news if he could get away with it……………all in service to his favorite causes.

    Sounds like a winner.

  11. relative/truth
    my/truth
    your/truth
    no/truth

    Unbiased/opinion | Objective/viewpoint
    Mass/culture
    Common/opinion | Popular/opinion

  12. natural/rights
    capitalist/order

  13. Since 1865:

    United/States

  14. American/People

  15. Guys, stop! I am laughing so hard, it hurts! The black/comedy is killing me!

  16. friendly/fire

  17. college/algebra

  18. Actually, I would have thought "education/lottery", far from being an oxymoron, was a fairly accurate two word description of education in the United States. The odds against "winning" are fairly high but it is still just possible to encounter a good teacher and hit the jackpot.